How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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