glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
