butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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