your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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