just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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