I will die if light touches me.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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