i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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