what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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