Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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