We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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