He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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