There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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