Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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