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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.

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(613): View more from Ontario

New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.

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We are no longer friends.

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(310): View more from California

I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues

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(563): View more from Iowa

Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.

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(563): View more from Iowa

YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI

(712): View more from Iowa

I CAN IF I WANT TO

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