There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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