Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
send nudes
from the living room?
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