so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Randomize
