Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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