hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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