Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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