Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
