I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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