walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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