Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
