Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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