If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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