so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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