I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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