...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Holy shit dude........stairs
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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