I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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