We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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