Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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