Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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