OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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