Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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