id be glad to
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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