So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
