Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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