filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
NoShamevember. You game?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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