Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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