So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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