What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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