I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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