I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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