I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
third nipple confirmed
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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