Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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