she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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