There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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