Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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