Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
