If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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