Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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