If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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